You probably heard about the recent Stanley Morgan survey about safety which concluded that being in a synagogue is the safest place to be.
Because:
20% of all fatal accidents occur in automobiles.
17% of all accidents occur in the home.
14% of all accidents involve pedestrians.
16% of all accidents involve travel by air, rail, or water.
32% of all deaths occur in hospitals.
Happily, however, only point .001% of all deaths occur during synagogue services, and these are usually related to previous physical conditions.
Logically, therefore, the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is in synagogue!
So, for safety's sake, attend synagogue more often. It could save your life!
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