Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jew is sitting between them. The first Texan says, “My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place ‘The Jolly Roger’.” The second Texan says, “My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5,000 head of cattle and they call my place ‘Big John's.” They both look down at the Jewish man who says, “My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres.” Roger says, “300 acres? What do you raise?” “Nothing really,” Irving says. “Well then,” asks John, “what do they call your place?” Irving says, “They call it, Downtown Dallas.”
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