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A Man went to heaven. As he stood in front of heaven’s throne, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

 

 

The angel answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. People tell lies often. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

 

 

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?

 

 

"That's the clock of the Chafetz Chaim. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."

 

 

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

 

 

The angel responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, … Read More »

WILL YOU HARVEST IN JOY?

A Taxi was ordered by a Rabbi for Yom Kippur night to take his wife and him to the hospital for a new baby.
The rabbi requested that they send a driver who is not Jewish.
They enter the cab and hear over the radio the dispatcher saying to the driver: “Did you pick up those anti-Semites already?”
It is a strange Talmudic statement:
The Sages said: Every generation in which the Holy Temple, is not rebuilt in its days, is considered as if it was destroyed in its days.
What is the meaning of this? Is this fair to say, that a generation that did not see the rebuilding of the Holy Temple is virtually responsible for its destruction?
It seems discouraging to tell us, that all the previous generations, filled with so much spi… Read More »

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