A Man went to heaven. As he stood in front of heaven’s throne, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
The angel answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. People tell lies often. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?
"That's the clock of the Chafetz Chaim. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
The angel responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, … Read More »