Parasha Insights - Chabad of Great Neck

Thursday, November 26, 2015 - 1:43 PM

CP (Chosen People) is just not PC (politically correct).

The Setting: O'Brien & Goldstein, a highly successful law firm in Los Angeles in the 1960's.

A Jewish man walks in one day to retain the firm's services for a high powered case, and is ushered into the office of one of the two senior partners. Behind the desk is an old Jewish man puffing on a cigar.

“You know,” says the prospective client, “Before we begin, I just want to say how impressed I am by you. I assume that you’re a Jewish im… Read More »

THE MERCHANT OF DEATH IS DEAD

Thursday, November 5, 2015 - 1:42 PM

Debbie refused to allow her skin to give in to old age. She went and bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy session before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband Jerry, "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Jerry replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; your cheeks, twenty; your hands fifteen; your eyes, thirty; your stature thirty five.… Read More »

CP IS JUST NOT PC

THE MERCHANT OF DEATH IS DEAD